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Dirk Magnum
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Posted - 2008.04.07 21:23:00 -
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 Originally by: MaDeX
The game is affecting me, it makes me really angry - a game should be fun, my corp has the best guys ever - but its not working for me anymore.
Wait wait wait... you say you've been here since 2003 and the game didn't make you angry until now?
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Dirk Magnum
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Posted - 2008.04.07 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 07/04/2008 23:19:33
Originally by: Nathanial Victor
let me see if i can do the OP justice w/ a little impersonation:
\o/ ME OVER HERE!!! I CAN HAS ATTENTION?
I'M LEAVING! I'M REALLY REALLY LEAVING, HEY! DON'T LOOK AWAY, I'M SERIOUS I'M GOING TO DO IT!
2 HOURS LEFT!!!! YOU CANT STOP ME, NOTHING YOU SAY CAN STOP ME
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(30 minutes later)[b]
BUMP!
IT'S ME AGAIN.
I'M STILL LEAVING.
NOT TURNING BACK, NO SIR, NOT ME. NOT LOOKING BACK EVEN ONCE, NO REGRETS!!!
CALL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL THEM TOO. WHETHER YOU KNOW ME OR NOT THIS **** IS IMPORTANT ****!!!
I called my parents to tell them all about MeDaX's thread tbh. I was all like "hey this guy is gonna put his character in the biomass processor." and they were all like "can we have his stuff" and I was all like "nah he said he gave it to his corp buddies or something." Then they were like "that's totally lame" and I was all like "I know, right?"
And then my sister gets on the phone too okay and they're like "maybe he has pressing real life issues and he wants to be absolutely sure he doesn't get distracted by Eve anymore so he's going to kill his character" and so I say "nah he's quitting because the game makes him mad" and she's like "I thought it was supposed to make people mad, how long has he been playing like four weeks?" and so I say "no it was more like four YEARS" and so she says "and he's only getting mad about it NOW?" and I'm like "uh, duh, I already pointed that out in the thread, why don't you go marry your idiot boyfriend and leave us the hell alone." So she did.
Parts of this story may have been embellished. edit: or made up
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Dirk Magnum
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Posted - 2008.04.08 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tim Dust
This game needs a character suicide hotline.
The forum is the suicide hotline. See what a help it's been?
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Dirk Magnum
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Posted - 2008.04.08 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: MotherMoon
oh man you could of given to a nooby player and then we'd have another jenny situation!
Or another one of that guy who tried to dock his mothership to escape the naughty pirates.
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Dirk Magnum
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Posted - 2008.04.08 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Trind2222
I hope the op is also get in shape you shod go to the gym and get some muscles and find some thing to do that is funny.
Tear the Eve servers in half like a phone book, thus depriving all of us of our characters.
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